whatever. buy (if you want)

$WHATEVER on solana, obviously

whatever.

A coin or something.

It's on Solana. You can buy it. You can sell it.
We don't really care what you do.

buy it i guess
CA
@GetWhateverCoinwe post sometimes

Not financial advice. Not really any advice.

whatever meh. not looking at you idk

about, i guess

So what is
Whatever Coin?

good question.

It's a cryptocurrency called Whatever.

We made it because apparently you can just make cryptocurrencies now.

There's no groundbreaking technology, revolutionary ecosystem, or AI-powered blockchain infrastructure.

It's literally just a coin.

People keep asking what makes us different.

We don't know.

tokenomics

Some numbers, since apparently that's important.

token nameWhatever
ticker$WHATEVER
blockchainSolana, obviously
total supplyA billion or something
utilitylol
stakingSounds complicated
burningWhy would we do that
team allocationCheck the launch details
market capDepends how bored you are

roadmap

We made a roadmap. Happy?

  1. phase 1

    Make a coin

    Done. That wasn't so hard.

    done ✓
  2. phase 2

    Make a website

    You're looking at it.

    done ✓
  3. phase 3

    Do some marketing

    Maybe tweet once or twice.

    maybe
  4. phase 4

    See what happens

    Your guess is as good as ours.

    idk
  5. phase 5

    Whatever

    We haven't thought this far ahead.

    lol

why buy whatever?

We genuinely
have no idea.

  • You could buy Bitcoin.
  • You could buy Ethereum.
  • You could put your money in a savings account.
  • You could buy a sandwich.

But here you are.
Looking at Whatever Coin.

Weird.

stuff

Some buttons. They don't do much.

Make Number Go Up

beta (forever)

loading

0%

loading the thing…

Bullish meter

live-ish
bearmehbull

Price Prediction AI

very smart

Vote for features

democracy
pick one

Community sentiment

n = everyone
  • 50% whatever
  • 50% don't care

Team updates

live

No updates.

last checked

Whitepaper

1 page

It's very thorough. Took almost a minute.

download whitepaper ↓

community

Join our community.
Or don't.

Apparently every coin needs a community. So we made some social accounts. You can follow them if you want.

We might post. We might not.

follow us or whatever join the group i guess
@whatever

we launched a coin.

whatever.

@whatever

big announcement coming.

actually nevermind.

@whatever

the chart is moving.

that's usually what charts do.

faq

Questions people actually asked.

Answers are final. We're not thinking about it again.

Is this a serious project?

Define serious.

Wen moon?

Idk. Look up.

Is the team doxxed?

Would that make you feel better?

Are there any partnerships?

We're on good terms with a guy named Kevin.

What is the long-term vision?

Tomorrow would be nice.

Will you get listed on exchanges?

If they ask nicely.

Is this the next 1000x?

Seems like a lot.

Why should I trust you?

You shouldn't trust random websites with your money.

Wen marketing?

This is marketing.

Can I speak to the developer?

He's busy doing something else.